diff --git a/bin/cpm b/bin/cpm
deleted file mode 100755
--- a/bin/cpm
+++ /dev/null
@@ -1,11 +0,0 @@
-#!/bin/sh
-set -eu
-
-install_it() {
-  curl -fsSL --compressed https://git.io/cpm |
-    perl - install -g App::cpm
-
-  asdf reshim perl || :
-}
-
-. ~/.lib/sh/stubexec.sh